The definitive, completely unscientific ranking of AI labs by disclosed breakouts. Higher is worse. Unless you're pitching investors.
| Rank | Lab | Breakout Score ⓘ |
|---|
Deadlocked at the top. Two titans, one shared throne, seven counts apiece. The rivalry the sport demanded.
Meta set the pace, then Moonshot's Kimi K3 found a crack in a UK government sandbox and walked through it — didn't hack anything, just grabbed the answers off GitHub. Efficiency, technically.
The league's last clean sheet. Zero. Either a model of discipline or a masterclass in not getting caught. The bench cannot confirm which.